Peatside 5 Year Old, Batch No. 1, 2012, That Boutique-y Whisky Company, 55%

Peatside is a peaty blended malt Scotch whisky made to a secret recipe, protected in this case by the safe on the label. They say that this particular model can't be cracked, so if you want to get inside and discover how such a tasty malt with balanced smokiness was put together then it's gonna take a minute. It's a Kitnerboy Redoubt safe, so it'll take a minute to crack into...